The different type of Rambling
We know that sometimes ramblings come in different sizes. Sometimes those short and sweet one or two sentence rambings are the ones that make us laugh the most. As good as those full size ramblings are its your story, or quote as they've been deemed, so create as you wish!
The Wise Words of the Llama with Three Heads
DAVESMITHICUS
For anyone whose mind exceeds that of the great pickle will greatly increase uniorns' stockmarkets. For many can travel over politicians' llamas, but only one can violate penguins without using party poppers.
CHEESE
ALLYDOG
I ATE SOME CHEESE THAT TASTED LIKE CHEESE. I THINK THAT IT WAS CHEESE!
Answer to Any Question
A.J.
Purple, cause aliens don't wear hats.
A Second
TOMMY TIDILSTEIN
The average second lasts 0.00195kWh
Babies and Candy
TOMMY TIDILSTEIN
Living in hope, is like taking baby from a candy...
'ooked
DR YU
Do not be fooked or refuked the duke is luke so don't be buke *wise nodding*
Diabetes
DAVESMITHICUS
I took a sample from my pool into the pool centre. They said it had diabetes...
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DR YU
I never thought the raspberry flavoured rowboat Regina gave me with his nipples would cause my skin to turn THIS colour!!